This monster movie was so bad I give up - Damn, Sea Vampires (2013) - Junk Film Review

Damn Sea Vampires (or Beast Of The Bering Sea) is yet another in the long line of garbage monster movies which have plagued us over the past decade. This one however, has had very little attention, as it didn't demonstrate a high enough level of absurdity when compared to it's contemporary competitors. With the likes of "Sharktopus Vs Pteracuda" or "Sharknado" on the scene, it's very little surprise that this particular film faded into the background pretty quickly. It still hasn't been reviewed enough to fetch a score on Rotten Tomatoes, and Metacritic hasn't even acknowledged it's existence. So I thought we all owe it at least a 20 minute bashing to give it some time in the limelight. This movie is so full of mistakes and goofs that I was honestly struggling to cram into a single episode. But to save you guys from the laborious task of sitting through more of it, I handpicked some of the best bits for this review. Have you seen a movie so terrible that you actually found it entertaining? Let us know in the comments below so we can check it out AND if it’s especially terrible it might even make it into an episode of Junk Film Review! If you liked the look of this months movie, maybe consider watching it in full: DAMN SEA VAMPIRES https://www.worldofbooks.com/en-gb/film/dvd/damn-sea-vampires/DVDB00JUHCRQ4VG SOCIAL Reddit ❯ https://www.reddit.com/r/cynicsnacks Twitter ❯ https://twitter.com/cynicsnacks Instagram ❯ https://instagram.com/cynicsnacks Patreon ❯ https://patreon.com/cynicsnacks CREDITS ❯ VIDEO Written, Directed, Animated, Hosted - AJ Guest Appearance - Thom Essential Support & Assistance - Soph Additional Animation - Robin Celebi ❯ AUDIO Sound Design & Edit - AJ Theme Music - Remix of “~Bedroom~” by lando! https://soundcloud.com/landosmusic ❯ FAN ART "Pizza Guy" by Nelson Joaquim https://www.instagram.com/noslendjoaquimart Fan Art Submissions to @CynicSnacks on Twitter ❯ SPECIAL THANKS MauLer /TheMauLerYT Rags /channel/UCGLTvOqJOcbIwBtX0Rou2gw Thanks for having me on EFAP Podcast, I had a great time! The opinions expressed in this work are for entertainment purposes only and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the individuals speaking nor any other party affiliated in the creative process. The footage and images featured in the video were for critical review and parody, and make up a minor percentage of this transformative work, which is protected under the Fair Use laws of the United States Copyright act of 1976. #CynicSnacks #JunkFilmReview #JFR

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